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Local Sperm Bank!
You jack it, we pack it!
How may I help you jack today?
Or maybe…
(Your City Name) Fayetteville Police Department. How may I direct your call?
How about…
City Morgue, you stab ’em, we slab ’em. Do you need a pick-up?
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